Sad News Here at BBR

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but BigBlueRules didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize this year. Thanks to all of you we are hoping for a Nobel Peace Prize for last years hard hitting thoughts on Ricks 15 seconds of fame. I loved the picture of him hanging on the rim with that huge dunk. We will try harder this year and we just hope that Rick does so we win the Noble.

Time Has Come Today

Guilty as charged!! Juries are so predictably don’t you think. After five hours of deliberation the jury found Karen Guilty on all six charges. Sentencing will take place on October 27th, and she could face a maximum of 26 years in the big house. Guidelines allow for lesser time so she has some hope she gets out before she qualifies for Social Security.

I made a lot of well deserved fun about this trial but now that its over I have to admit that it hurt seeing one of my heroes get himself into a Marx brothers comedy like this.

You know Rick might have screwed the pooch on this one but Karen is going to get big house trained.

Time Has Come Today Karen.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niDmkXnWdVA

Day 8 Jury Deliberating

The day started with a shock as the defense rested its case. Why go to all the trouble of going to trial and facing more time than you would if you just pleaded guilty.

We all know Karen wanted to get Rick’s balls as she so eloquently stated when she was heard to mumble “rack em” in the court room. Instead her blowing bubbles defense wasn’t even brought into play.

I’ve been racking my brains for a while trying to figure out whats going on and have narrowed it down to a number of things.

1. She realized she was done and plans on asking for a meeting with the judge to throw herself on the courts mercy.

2. Her lawyer thinks an appeal will get the case over turned because of the shoddy way the Louisville police handled the rape investigation.

3. Shes been blowing her lawyer and he has become as stupid as the other men involved in this trial.

4. The surprise witness who was supposed to testify for her can’t be found. He was last seen driving towards the river in a 4 by 4 being closely followed by someone.

Truthfully I have no idea why the defense is doing this. Its been obvious through the whole trial that Karen is guilty and isn’t racked tight enough.

Both the Government and the defense have finished and the jury is now deliberating and a verdict could come as soon as today.

You can read a summary of the closing statements at Fox 41′s website.

The defense won this in my view but thats just because I have a soft spot for puppys sick or not.

Day 7 Specter Haunts Trial

Karens video with the Louisville police probably iced the cake for the Government as far as showing she is a looney tune.

It did raise a couple of minor points that the defense should bring up to cast doubt on the Governments case. Sgt. Abbott testified that he was told by his superiors to handle the case himself and that he didn’t record Pitino’s interview. When asked if this case was handled like any other ordinary case. Sgt. Abbott said that, “as much as we would like for it to be, it is what it is.” Abbott said he did not interview Tim Sypher, restaurant owner Tim Coury, or Pitino aide Vinny Tatum, all key figures in her claims.

The failure to do this in a high profile case brings up the specter of a cover up but since the feds filed the charges not the state how it will reflect on the charges a layman like me has no idea.

Day 6 Containing The Blowout

Day 6 of the Karen Sypher trial is under way. Three of the pictures that the Government introduced in the trial have managed to surface on the internet today. You can see them on Deadspin.com. I was going to post them here but our server has better taste than Karen.

The day 6 testimony consisted of a string of men who were bewitched by Karen Sypher and answered questions about their affairs with her.

Dana Kolter, he with the scarlet A on his forehead was cross examined by the defense and showed remorse. Kolter said he tried to get her to a psychologist because he thought “her eggs were scrambled.” Kolter said his client and part-time lover appeared to be under the control of someone else. Kolter then alluded to the case of Jaycee Dugard, a California girl kidnapped nearly two decades ago, but recovered last year after allegedly being held in the back yard of a sex offender. His judgment of peoples character seems to be lacking if he is going to compare a real victim to a scrambled egg porn queen.

Former lover Tyree Fields is a question mark that the NCAA might look at considering the whole lets pass Karen around plot.

Keith Randall Wise a two time loser in marriage to Karen had the line of the day. Saying Karen told him “If I’m going down, I am going to take Pitino with me”. There was probably no doubt in him mind at the time she said it that Karen was going to go down, just not with who.

The final three witnesses had to do with Karens visits to the police to file rape charges. Their testimony pretty much confirms what we already know, that Karen Sypher is mentally impaired when it comes to clear thinking.

The Government is going to wrap up tomorrow then we find out if MsHoover is going to testify.

There is more news coming out of the newsroom today. A unnamed print reporter said that he had a scoop and was last seen rushing off to have it printed. Others reporters laughed and said that there was absolutely no truth that BP engineers were seen arriving at the trial in a new 4 by 4 to study how Karen contained Ricks 15 second blowout so quickly.

Don’t Mess With A Lawyer

Day 5 is over and we watched loyalty to a fault as Tim Sypher played the part of faithful love struck sidekick. Arranging for an abortion and then falling in love with Ms Daisy quicker than the Fonz could attract hot chicks.

I have to wonder how much of a friend Rick really considers Hokie to put him in the middle of this. How long before faithful Tim leaves for greener pastures is anyones guess but I’d put the over/under at four months.

Its finally time to get around to Daisy. She brings up numerous questions Has anyone really taken a hard look at her and can you picture her in Daisy Dukes? How drunk do you have to be to poke this creature from the skank lagoon? Has anyone thought that Karen doesn’t really give blow jobs, she’s just on a diet and likes pocketburgers? What down on her luck actress will play Karen in the movie? Will the fall line of clothing be a big hit on the street corners of Louisville? Did menopause push Karen over the edge into going totally bonkers?

Stay tuned and many questions will be answered as the government gets ready to hammer Karen.

So far this whole affair can be boiled down to two simple words, lies and money.

I had planned to make fun of the gangster looking lawyer till I received a message in a bottle mentioning concrete slippers or a ride with Jerry Tipton looking for that 4 by 4 if I wrote it.

And finally where is the priest who travels with the team. If ever there was a time for a priest to support a repented sinner nows the time. More on this later.

Day 4 The Morning After

Day 4 the morning. There wasn’t really anything noteworthy that happened this morning so your kinda of stuck in the middle with my rambling thoughts.

The defense had their shot at cross examining Rick this morning and frankly they didn’t do a very good job. Of course there isn’t much that really has any bearing about getting Karen off of the charges. Thats just a non lawyer talking though.

The most exciting part of the morning was the stare Karen put on Rick as he walked out of court. I mean Frank Zappa would have had fun with that obtrusively conspicuous stare and undoubtedly would have become a top 40 mover n shaker with it.

That stare makes me wonder if Rick is going to get both barrels when he is called back for further grilling. In my non lawyer mind I would have ask questions like, have you ever done something like this before and have any women ever had an abortion after enjoying your favors. Tick Tick Tick Tick.

I’ve got to wonder what went on in Rick’s brain the morning after. I’m sure he was enveloped in a alcohol haze and hadn’t thought anything about any problems occurring with the 15 second nightmare that would show up years later.

If he had been able to look to the future that morning he probably would have felt the maggots crawling in his brain.

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y’all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXq4GlHgROQ

Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick

Day 3 evening report on the Karen Sypher trial. Rick Pitino took the stand after lunch and proceeded to say something that will be remembered in Louisville sports history for ever. He said the sex only laster for 15 seconds or so. I find this a little hard to believe no pun intended. There was $500 worth of booze on the bill so I’m sorry but that 15 seconds can only means one of two things, a. or b. Feel free to fill in the blanks Louisville sports fans and remember this is the guy who is supposed to take you to the promised land and he can’t even manage the clock.

There were several others who testified but they didn’t give us much to laugh about.

Tomorrow morning should be fun with Rick Pitino to be cross examined by the defense. I wonder if Rick can hear that nagging sound now, tick tick tick tick tick.

If I cant get something good out of tomorrows testimony to write about I will just have to do a story on the mythological 4 by 4 known to inhabit central Kentucky.

Day 3 Morning Back Pack Reoprt

Day 3 is underway and the most important thing we have learned so far this morning is that either Karen isn’t a screamer or Rick didn’t get the whole Salami. This bodes well for the ladies in the next cell who just want to do their time.

Pitino’s Watch My Back Pack really knows how to party as the 500 buck bar tab showed. When someone put Jimmy Buffett on and he belted out “Why don’t we get drunk and screw?” the whole Back Pack went nuts and started checking out thongs.

Ok I know thats a bit over the top what else can I really say about this whole comedy of errors thats not going to be on ESPN but “The pleasing punishment that women bear” or “Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast”. Eat your heart out ESPN but remember “For slander lives upon succession, For ever housed where it gets possession” before you quote me.

Its living proof with all that went on leading up to this trial that Louisville is a town that shields their own. “They say this town is full of cozenage, As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind, Soul-killing witches that deform the body, Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, And many such-like liberties of sin”.

Its also being rumored in the press room that Karen Sypher is starting her own business to help support her kids while she is on her vacation. Jerry Tipton was reported as saying that he saw a billboard going up while driving around looking for someone in a new 4 by 4 to write about.

Sam Is Cutting Karen Loose

The first day of the Karen Sypher trial brought some startling new new’s to pass on to all those who are hanging on to everything to come out of the trial. Her latest sugar daddy is dumping her now that he found out how unfaithful a filly she really is. Yes its true

Sam is cutting Karen loose. He told Jerry Tipton in front of the court house that he not only didn’t have a new 4 by 4 but the gash darn varmit was lyin all around town about anything she said about him.

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