Don’t Mess With A Lawyer

Day 5 is over and we watched loyalty to a fault as Tim Sypher played the part of faithful love struck sidekick. Arranging for an abortion and then falling in love with Ms Daisy quicker than the Fonz could attract hot chicks.

I have to wonder how much of a friend Rick really considers Hokie to put him in the middle of this. How long before faithful Tim leaves for greener pastures is anyones guess but I’d put the over/under at four months.

Its finally time to get around to Daisy. She brings up numerous questions Has anyone really taken a hard look at her and can you picture her in Daisy Dukes? How drunk do you have to be to poke this creature from the skank lagoon? Has anyone thought that Karen doesn’t really give blow jobs, she’s just on a diet and likes pocketburgers? What down on her luck actress will play Karen in the movie? Will the fall line of clothing be a big hit on the street corners of Louisville? Did menopause push Karen over the edge into going totally bonkers?

Stay tuned and many questions will be answered as the government gets ready to hammer Karen.

So far this whole affair can be boiled down to two simple words, lies and money.

I had planned to make fun of the gangster looking lawyer till I received a message in a bottle mentioning concrete slippers or a ride with Jerry Tipton looking for that 4 by 4 if I wrote it.

And finally where is the priest who travels with the team. If ever there was a time for a priest to support a repented sinner nows the time. More on this later.