Day 3 Morning Back Pack Reoprt

Day 3 is underway and the most important thing we have learned so far this morning is that either Karen isn’t a screamer or Rick didn’t get the whole Salami. This bodes well for the ladies in the next cell who just want to do their time.

Pitino’s Watch My Back Pack really knows how to party as the 500 buck bar tab showed. When someone put Jimmy Buffett on and he belted out “Why don’t we get drunk and screw?” the whole Back Pack went nuts and started checking out thongs.

Ok I know thats a bit over the top what else can I really say about this whole comedy of errors thats not going to be on ESPN but “The pleasing punishment that women bear” or “Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast”. Eat your heart out ESPN but remember “For slander lives upon succession, For ever housed where it gets possession” before you quote me.

Its living proof with all that went on leading up to this trial that Louisville is a town that shields their own. “They say this town is full of cozenage, As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind, Soul-killing witches that deform the body, Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, And many such-like liberties of sin”.

Its also being rumored in the press room that Karen Sypher is starting her own business to help support her kids while she is on her vacation. Jerry Tipton was reported as saying that he saw a billboard going up while driving around looking for someone in a new 4 by 4 to write about.