Cheerleaders Gone Wild

Can you feel it? Strong winds are starting to blow across the SEC. After last years multitude of blown calls by SEC officials the SEC is going with digital replay.

As I write thousands of feet of fiber-optic cables are being run in stadiums that don’t already have them. Replay officials are getting their eyes checked so they can clearly see the new equipment being installed. SEC officials are celebrating their referee problem as being solved. ESPN is nervously awaiting the call asking for more money for the conference because the games are longer because of more replays.

Each new HD system being installed comes with three monitors. Two that show video and one that is a touch-screen computer. This will allow the replay official and replay technician to mark every angle of a play and toggle between different views.

In case your wondering if this will work the high-definition picture available in the replay booth will be much better than what we see on the tube since the picture is 25 times clearer than Blu-Ray CD’s.

In fact the picture is so clear that replay officials are already considering releasing cheerleaders gone wild CD’s to supplement their pay.

Will this make a difference in overturning calls? Of course not but fans might get lucky and get a CGW CD featuring the Louisville cheerleaders out of this system.